Thoughts of a Foolish Dreamer

The other day, I was driving on the interstate to some 30-minute away destination ( I don't remember where, exactly.) As I was driving and listening to the radio, a black and tan spider, about 1/2 inch long, crawled across my windshield, directly in my line of vision. Ugh! I swiped my windshield wipers to knock him off, but when I did, I realized that he was on the INSIDE. I was driving in pretty heavy traffic, so I couldn't pull over and kill him, and I couldn't find anything quickly on hand to squish him with either. So, I just had to watch him crawl about happily, where ever he pleased. I kept finding myself looking at him instead of the road. Ewww. He kept crawling back and forth in my line of vision, taunting me. Then he would hide and I would freak out, not knowing his exact whereabouts. It was so disgusting and unnerving. I kept imagining him hiding somewhere and then me getting back to my car later to discover him on me or something. Finally, I got off the interstate.  He had crawled right in front of my face and was just sitting there smirkingly.  Ick. I swept him up in a tissue at a red light and threw him out the window. Nasty spider torture....